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Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Some Things You Just Can't ExplainA farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.A man came in and asked the farmer, ‘Hey, why are you sit read more...
January 13 2015

Three Babies in the Womb

Three Babies in the WombThere were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and g read more...
January 13 2015

Drunk And Falling Down

Drunk And Falling DownA drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, read more...
January 13 2015

How To Get Out Of Your Next Speeding Ticket...

How To Get Out Of Your Next Speeding Ticket...A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's read more...
January 13 2015

Did you see what your monkey did?

Did you see what your monkey did?A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over t read more...
January 13 2015


the dog again requests his drink

the dog again requests his drink A man walks into a bar with a St. Bernard and asks for a martini. The dog requests a double martini. The bartender says to read more...
January 13 2015

Naughty Nuns

Naughty NunsOne day there were four nuns in line for confessional.The first nun said, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”He asked how.She said read more...
January 13 2015

cheating wife

cheating wifeA man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight, and while en-route to his home, asked the dri read more...
January 13 2015

Wonder Pills

Wonder Pills A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and ask read more...
January 13 2015

Dog Poker

Dog PokerA man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed that three men and a dog were playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. &lsquo read more...
January 13 2015

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